| Chapter
One: An Enemy Among Us
By Demon Mind
| It was a quiet week on
the emulation front... No big realeses, and the Lamers seemed content for once, giving the
Emu Force much needed time to relax at their HQ, and recoup from the recent wave of NeoGeo
leaks and the sudden uprise of CPS2 ROM begging. Each of the Emu Force members enjoyed the
down time in their own way... UncleVom, vigilint as ever, patroled the Emulation Boards on
the main computers for any sign of lameness. Crap Man sat in the strategy room, planning
out ways to get rid of Lamers once and for all. KiLLerCloWn was spending his time watching
his favorite movie, Killer Clowns From Outer Space, which was showing on the USA Network.
GreyBrain was locked away in his room, with a pile of manuals that needed his attention.
Demon Mind was playing Zelda64 on his Nintendo 64 again, STILL trying to beat that damned
Water Temple. And Assyrix was in the VR Training room, bashing Virtual Lamers over the
head. All was quiet, untill suddenly the alarms blazed... |
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"Crap!"
UncleVom swore, looking at the HQ's sensor readings, then slamming his fist down on the
intercom button, "We've been breached! There's a Lamer in the building! I repeat,
there is a lamer in the building! Search and destroy, amigos!" KiLLerCloWn glared up at the intercom in his
room. "Aww! Stupid Lamers! Just when my favorite part of the movie comes on. Ooo,
they're gonna pay for this one!"
The Lamer who had entered the
building slid along the walls as quietly as he could, slowing comming to a corner and
peaking around, directly into a huge gun. GreyBrain's huge gun, to be exact. KiLLerCloWn
opened the door to his room and saw that the Lamer was right in front of him at gunpoint,
and quickly tackled the foul thing before it could try anything funny. |
| "I AM L33T!"
It screamed at the top of it's lungs at the muscular clown pinning it to the floor,
"TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND DREAMCAST ROMZ!" KiLLerCloWn put his knee on the Lamer's chest, and covered
his ears. "Ahh! I hate these damn things!"
GreyBrain stood above the Lamer and
trained his gun on it's forehead. "Things?"
"Yeah. Look at it's ear."
KiLLerCloWn replied, pointing to a small green wire that hung from behind it. "This
thing is a LamerBot, sent to infeltrate our headquarters and transmit any security
weaknesses back to it's commander. If it got this far before being detected, it means it's
found one, and already reported to it's higher ups." The CloWn grabbed the LameBot's
shoulders, and slamed them into the ground. "Who sent you, LameBot? Tell me!!" |
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The LameBot looked up
at the hulking figure, confused. "I don't think it understands you." GreyBrain
said, activating the laser site on his gun, producing a red dot on the center of the
thing's forehead. KiLLerCloWn
sighed, "Okay... WHO SENT U? U R L33T!"
The LameBot's eyes widened,
understanding. "I AM L33T! TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND DREAMCAST ROMZ!"
"U TELL ME WHO SENT U AND I
WILL."
"ARTHUR NIGHT WOLF. HE SAID
YOU HAVE DREAMCAST ROMZ. SO TE*scrzzzt*" The thing's shouting is cut off has
KiLLerClown quickly decapatates the pitifull creature. |
| Later, the whole group
is assembled in the meeting room and is briefed on what happend by GreyBrain and
KiLLerCloWn. "You
shouldn't have killed it yet." Crap Man said, looking across the table at the
menacing clown.
"Why not? It was lame!"
"But you should have found out
where Arthur Night Wolf was, first. He now knows how to breach our security... He could
send in a flood of Lamers at any time."
"Oh... Crap!" |
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"It's
alright." Demon Mind spoke up, his dark booming voice filling the room, "We
still have a place to which we can turn for answers. The one known as Prophet. He can help
us." Assyrix tightened
his fist and slammed it down on the table. "And then we shall crush this Arthur Night
Wolf, once and for all!"
END CHAPTER ONE. :-) |
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